sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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