You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Randomize
