I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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