Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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