So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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