I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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