the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
it hurts more in the daytime
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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