Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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