he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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