After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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