Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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