we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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