Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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