my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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