I wish I could teleport
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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