Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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