You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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