Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
they're like a gay fantastic four
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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