But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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