it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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