I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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