I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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