Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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