Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Hippo gnu deer
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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