Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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