i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Green mimosas i think yes
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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