are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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