He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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