margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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