i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
only if we run a train.
done.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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