I bet he comes in French.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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