i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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