you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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