Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
My vagina just recognized that song.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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