is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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