I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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