okay pat passed out under dana's car
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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