What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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