Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
