u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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