He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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