careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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