He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Randomize
