Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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