I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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