So drunk its hurt
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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