just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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