GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Shame is for Republicans.
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