Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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