im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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