You're so nebulous sometimes
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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