we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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