is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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