So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im six kinds of drunk right now
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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